Now that we’ve gotten all the history of my
personal presidential elections out of the way, we can begin to examine the
current travesty known as the 2016 GOP and Democratic Party primary campaigns.
Starting on the GOP side, we were initially witness
to the most bizarre clown car of applicants ever assembled for the amusement of
the American public. There were over a dozen at one point, none of whom were even
qualified to serve as dogcatcher, let alone POTUS, but there they were just the
same. There was a fat guy, a raving bitch, a deranged doctor, and a Cuban
robot, to name just a few, but attrition, along with a mega dose of stupidity,
has whittled it down to a measly pair who barely qualify as human. On the one hand,
we have the narcissistic, money hungry, Mexican hating, women abuser, wall
builder wannabe Donald Trump who wants to “Make America Great Again” which
infers that it once was at some point in the past but doesn’t explain exactly when
that was. The other survivor is the Canadian born son of a Cuban religious
zealot, a slimy weasel of a man sent to the U.S. Senate by a bunch of other
slimy weasels from a state full of slimy weasels, who nobody who ever
met and spent time with him seems to like, even his own wife and children, -- the
darling of the Tea Party, or American Taliban as it is rapidly becoming known,
Rafael Eduardo Cruz, Anglicized to Ted, because the other sounds too ….. well …..
Mexican …. or Cuban …….
The fact that these two pathetic examples of diseased
DNA have evolved into the front runners of what was once a viable and worthy political
party -- the party once headed by Abraham Lincoln, for chrisakes – is a clear
indication that a large segment of the populous of the United States of America
has been reduced to mindless blithering idiots, mostly incapable of logical
thought, barely able to dress themselves and all possessors of very limited
skills beyond how to load a gun. To support either Trump or Cruz is to
publically state loudly to the world as a whole, “I am stupid, I know I’m
stupid, and I’m happy to be stupid because all my friends are stupid, too.
Hell, my dog’s even stupid. Let’s make ‘Murika great again!”
So many of these imbeciles exist in my Motherland
that I feel much safer and, indeed much freer in this little war-torn nation
where I am allowed to reside that merits such little attention from the rest of the
world. Just as well …….
On the other side of the aisle, we have the
potential for the first female POTUS, a beltway insider and spouse to a former
POTUS whose most famous claim to fame was having received the blowjob “heard ‘round
the world” from a young, but enthusiastic, intern. Bill Clinton, rightly so it
was said, bent to the left. Hillary Clinton has been picked and prodded over
the years by her opponents in the GOP more often than anyone in recent history,
allowing of course for the GOP’s attitude toward the current POTUS, Barack Obama,
that ….. well, ……. don’t you understand, he ain’t an old white man, see?. ….
The other noteworthy finalist is an old Jewish
dude from Brooklyn, a social activist going all the way back to his college
days, a former city Mayor and current Senator from Vermont, technically an
Independent but running as a Democrat because running as an independent against
the two major political parties is tantamount to political suicide in the U.S.
As it stands now, Bernie Sanders has both my
support and my vote. More on all this later ……
